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A play by Joseph Coelho

A father returns home with a magical cloak. A cloak that hides a story…

Did you know that the ugly duckling was never ugly? He was truly monstrous! Or that Goldilocks was never a tale about a little girl. It was always a tale about a granny – a mean, thieving granny who has plans for something quite nasty.

Join our poetic storyteller as he unwinds the true stories behind the happily ever afters and discover they’re maybe not as charming as you remember!

After the show there will be a chance to meet Joseph and purchase signed copies of his books, as well as talk about his work.

“Thrillingly grisly, darkly funny.” (Children’s Theatre Review, 2016)

#FairytalesGoneBad @halfmoontheatre @poetryjoe

Performances last 45 mins (no interval).

To book this show please contact Chris Elwell at Half Moon Theatre:
Booking Granny locks:

Produced by Joseph Coelho Productions.

Part of Half Moon Presents.